Russ ([info]empty_metaphor) wrote,
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  • Music: "Praise Chorus" - Jimmy Eat World

"I got peas on my head but don't call me a pea head..."

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory = FUCKING KICK ASS TIM BURTON FILM MAKING, JOHNNY DEPP IS FUCKING AWESOME, Freddie Highmore blew me away.
One thing that pisses me off though is people calling this a remake of Willy Wonka WHICH IT IS NOT. It's a reenvisioning. Its actually closer to the book than the Gene Wilder version. Just like every movie version of Hamlet isn't a remake of the previous one, this is the same way. Just like Manhunter and Red Dragon are both movies of the book Red Dragon, but Red Dragon is not a remake of Manhunter. Stupid people. In my opinion this one is better than the Gene Wilder version.

Wedding Crashers = One of the funniest movies eva!!! Vince Vaughn is a genius. He is the master of improvisation.

Summer school = teh sux. got two weeks left. FUCK YOU CALC 2!!

Parents came up for the weekend = teh sux. But get to eat food that requires sitting in a restaurant and get to have breakfast cooked for me. I'm usually not up for breakfast on the weekends, but I'll make an exception.

And The Half Blood Prince was only like $17 at Target. HELLZ YEAH!!

I can't find Bill & Ted's Excellent Collection in Laffy..I guess I will have to order it online. I don't like to order things online because my Mom chews my ass out for doin so. But if I can find it in a store, I just tell her I need something from that store that pertains to school and BAM!!! Gots what I want. Sucks having a Mom work at a bank. Sucks not being able to handle a job and school at the same time. Again...FUCK YOU CALC 2!!!!

That's enough for now...
I'm out like a jew at a BBQ...

Wind, Earth, Water, Heart....GO PLANET!!

er, I mean....Peace, Love, and Holy Testicle Tuesday
Signed....Rustoleum Garage Floor Epoxy, Esq.

EDIT:
I've been asked to play at a show in Breaux Bridge on Friday. I don't even know where the fuck that is. Someone bring me and I'll play...if not, fuck it.

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[info]peppito

July 17 2005, 20:25:27 UTC 6 years ago

Dude, the Oompa Loompa's fried my fuckin brain!!! I loved it!!

I haven't seen Wedding Crashers yet. I'm looking forward to it.

[info]empty_metaphor

July 17 2005, 20:59:54 UTC 6 years ago

I couldn't place where I saw that damn dude that played the Oompa Loompas before. Then I remembered. He rode the snail thing in The Neverending Story.

Anonymous

July 18 2005, 00:57:58 UTC 6 years ago

play a show with whom? just curious.
erica

[info]empty_metaphor

July 18 2005, 03:21:19 UTC 6 years ago

a guy on myspace

[info]phoam

July 18 2005, 13:18:48 UTC 6 years ago

Millions of peaches..

[info]empty_metaphor

July 19 2005, 01:22:44 UTC 6 years ago

Peaches for me...LOOK OUT!!

[info]plshrk635

July 19 2005, 19:12:22 UTC 6 years ago

hey if you want a ride to Breaux Bridge i can get you there or you always just mapquest it yourself lazy ass...lol

[info]empty_metaphor

July 19 2005, 19:28:05 UTC 6 years ago

watch who you're calling lazy, mr. three timer
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